A Luv Storry by Ernest Hemmingway
Ch.1 The Phantom Menace
Dany lets count the name mispellings here! One... was half person half ghost so that made him halve sex God wait what and halve a ded person. Is this the same guy who wrote that She Was Ded thing? So tat ment he was also sexual attracted to his parents older collage fiend Vlad. ...explain? (it's how halvas work don't ask me its science an d biology and maybe part God) Wow, God must have been pretty drunk when he came up with that one.
Dany Two was in his bedroom talking on his Aplle iphone 7 surely you could have just said 'phone?' where he was having secret conversesation with Vlad.
Since he met Vlad in teh episode Maternal Instinks. Vlad first appeared in Bitter Reunions, you great berk. (tey confessed they're luv fer each other U didn't see it hapen but tehy did) Oh, right. Because for a moment there, I thought they were enemies throughout that episode.
"I miss U," he whined who's U? U2? U-Boat?, his sparkling blue eyes waterred as he tinked about him. He tinked? That sounds like a slang word for certain bodily actions.
"I know," Vlad said, deply concerned for Dany's Three depression. He was sad with sadness.
Evar since Dany Four was a halva hed ben halving problems wih life and relationsships. Although his love life is still better then mine. Ecspecially after finding out Sam was a lesbian what a twist!; her parents decided it was best she's be sold to stranger with a bushy mustached man whom I shall pretend is William Howard Taft claiming it was best she taken to a halfway home on aacount they never loved her. That's nice, Mr and Mrs Manson, but I'm afraid these nice police officers might take exception to selling children to former presidents.
Sam was gone. *fail horns*
Tucker he also later found out he was only a product of his imagination. Tucker Foley IS Brad Pitt IS Tyler Durden.
Dany Five was befuddled with tis information. He wasn't the only one.
Jazz said so and he believed it. (she's going to mahjor in Pyscoholy she knew what was happening with Dany Six SHUT UP) Wait, so he just believes whatever Jazz says without question? Is he just ignoring Tucker because he thinks he Tyler Durden? Is Tucker standing next to Danny right now? We may never know...
Jazz stuck her head in the door listening to Dany. Seven
"Hey, Dany," Eight she said.
"God dam you stopid whore git out of meh *snirk* life," Dany Nine screamed at Jazz. Oh, that was low, Danny. Very, very low.
Jazz sniffed. Danny smelt like corn chips and waffles, and it was a surprisingly unpalatable scent. "I wus only trying to help U." she said. "I kep listening to your conversesations with Vlad and U clearly ned to be with him." No, he does not ned, need or require a sexual relationship with Vlad, nor should he consummate one.
Dany's Ten eyes watered. "U understand," he whispered, his heart beat a little faster and burst into flames because friction. The science there is just as valid as God making Danny attracted to Vlad for s**ts and giggles.
"Yes, and U do," JAzz added. "butted," she sed in a harsh toned voice. "U should tell and mom and dad." What could possiblie go wrong?
"What," Dany Eleven was confused.
"Tell them yer Arr! a halva," JAzz demanded. He can do what he wants, Jazz! Fight the power!
"Okay," clearly Dany Twelve didn't knew what he wus in fer.
His parents were incapable of luv. Now love on the other hand... It wasn't something they knew on account they when Jaz Thirteen and Dany Fourteen were younger they mixed up their names a lot. ...but they don't even look remotely alike.
It was painful fer Danie's Fifteen identity because he was confused about whether he should associate himself being a girl. Is he transsexual because of God too or did this come up before the accident?
Jaz Sixteen thoght it was naturally seeing their parents were morons to begin with. They were, in fact, esteemed descendants of Lord Herpicus Derpington, Esquire.
Sometimes at night Dany Seventeen cries. Yep, he knows what kind of story this is.